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May 17, 2005
Satyrs, Sex & Cookies
If you gave me a million dollars
I know just what I’d do –
I’d get a new stereo
And buy out Nabisco
And make sweet love to you.
~ Michael Spiro, “Music, Sex, and Cookies”
My new e-book, Satyrs, Sex, & Cookies is, at long last, available. It houses both a few old favorites and a smattering of never-before-read lewd treats.
Buy one or I'll start posting nothing but blog entires about Diaper Boys ;-) Unless you like that kind of thing in which case I'll post about how much I love duckies and bunnies. Okay, I won't do that either. I don't know what I'll do. But it will be horrible, terrible, wicked and wretched. And, erm, somehow it will be horrible, terrible, wicked and wretched in ways that are different from my regularly scheduled phone slut blather.
Seriously.
Naughty Bits by Doxy at 10:56 AM | permalink | talkback (3)
Comments
Great title. That rules! On my way to the store to get me some!
Posted by: Karl Elvis at May 17, 2005 12:18 PM
*CONGRATULATIONS!!!*
Posted by: Ella at May 17, 2005 03:00 PM
Ok, I got my copy. Only thing is I'll have to print it and mail it to you to get it autographed. B^)
Posted by: Karl Elvis at May 17, 2005 03:06 PM
