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June 25, 2005
5 By 5
Willow: Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagey slutbomb walking around going, "Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked cool, I'm five by five..."
Tara: Five what by five what? What does that mean?
Willow: See, that's the thing. No one knows.
~ Alyson Hannigan and Amber Benson (via Douglas Petrie)
I would like to point out that Ray started it (well, Poppy started it, but it's always more fun to blame Ray).
5 Things You Feel Right Now
1. Chocolate cravings;
2. Guilt over blogging instead of working on projects;
3. The weight of my hair on my scalp;
4. Faint titillation hangover from a recent fantasy;
5. A strange combination of panic and excitement for no specific reason.
Last 5 Things You Bought
1. Pictures of Naked Women (subscription renewed)
2. Jar Pop (Cool Tools recommended)
3. Soapy Soles Elite 3 in 1 Foot Washer (it looks like a fun addition to any pedicure)
4. Tamarind Candy
5. MOM CDs
5 Objects of Lust
1. Aneli
2. Steve McQueen
3. Monica Bellucci
4. David Morse
5. Al Swearengen
(note: this list is likely to be completely different in ten minutes)
5 Things In Your Pockets Or Purse
Everyday Purse:
1. Pilot Easy-Touch Medium Point Pens
2. Mini Maglite
3. My Notary stamp
4. Burt's Bees Lip Balm
5. Many, many scrunchies
Evening Purse:
1. Lipstick (Nars Hot Voodoo)
2. Lancome Compact (Matte Clair)
3. My opal earrings (that's where they are!)
4. A $50 bill
5. A mere two scrunchies
5 Things You Collect
1. Vintage Playboys
2. Alligators
3. Any and all things Henslee
4. Quotes
5. Cute Shoes
5 True Statements You Can Make That Most People Can't
1. I survived being at or damn near ground zero during two different hurricanes.
2. My mother went into false labor while she was pregnant with me because of a close football game.
3. I spent more time at Walt Disney World than at my parents' house during many years of my childhood.
4. I can often quote from movies and television shows with bizarre accuracy, even after just a single viewing.
5. I remember most of my dreams after each sleep cycle and tend to have at least one or two explicit dream sequences per cycle.
Idle Prattle | Mirth by Doxy at 5:16 PM | permalink | talkback (3)
Comments
Cleavagey slutbomb?
God, how can I work that into a conversation?
Honey, you shoulda told me Anneli had her own web site. On the other hand, there went any chance I was gonna get any work done...
Posted by: Karl Elvis at June 25, 2005 11:57 PM
I'd just like to note that "five by five" means strength five and readability five on a scale of one to five each. Eg. five by five is loud and clear and one by one would be weak and unintelligible. Note that zero is never used because you can't reply to something you haven't heard! Nice blog, by the way!
Yours, your friendly geek and pilot,
B
Posted by: Bu at June 26, 2005 8:17 PM
Damn woman...introducing me to fun lip color...Nars has a new customer ;p
Posted by: K at June 28, 2005 9:58 AM
